Tuesday, November 06, 2007

She's the Prettiest... the Most Smartest...

OK. There is seriously a show called "America's Most Smartest Model". I thought this was a total joke, but it actually exists. I am so freaking excited to watch this I may crap my pants. I've been giggling about this all day long... I'm just bursting here with antici..........pation!!!

The show is apparently exactly what you're imagining it is: a trivia show for hot models, with Survivor-style weekly eliminations. This week? The models' knowledge of anatomy is tested!! Questions will likely include: "What's the muscle group on the chest that you're so good at bouncing, Antonio?" Or maybe, "Which female glands were mutilated when you had your implant surgery, Bambi?"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

do you read the ANTM recaps on fourfour? Better than the show itself, which is already a brilliant example of our pop culture (not to mention likely to feature in textbooks entitled "The Fall of The American Empire" in the year 3909). IF you don't read 'em, you should

fourfour.typepad.com

kirby said...

Loretta: Best damn tapper, most smartest.
Annette Atkins: Most smartest?
Loretta: Most smartest!

OMG. I need to add that to my favorite movie quotes on Facebook.