Obama and Cheney are 8th cousins

I'm not making this up. Apparently Obama is descended from Mareen Duvall, who married the granddaughter of a Richard Cheney, back in the late 1600s.

Hilariously, Obama spokesman Bill Burton replied: "Every family has a black sheep." Ahhhh, good times. I wonder who my 8th cousins are. Probably streetwalkers.