Little hamster falling asleep

Holy shit! Check out the size of its balls!!! It uses them as a pillow!!!!

My dogs reaction to a fart

omg, i'm hysterical with laughter.... the dog looks so disgusted...... just minding its own business when all of a sudden BAM...

Slow loris loves getting tickled

omg... so freaking cute!

Study Says Marijuana's not a Gateway Drug

OK, so this is old news, but still, seriously.  Could we please revise our national drug policy to pull marijuana from its classification as a Schedule I drug (along with meth, and higher than morphine and opium)?  It might free up some space in California's 3x overcrowded prisons, and save the nation some money on idiotic incarcerations (both the cost of prison and the social cost of lost labor and fucked-up lives).

Marijuana's Not a Gateway Drug

Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene

Oh my lord.... brilliant.

Quizno's | "Toasty Torpedo"

omg I *LOVE* this ad.

South Park - Cartman's Best Friends Song

This is one of my favorite Cartman moments of all time.

Animaniacs - The Great Wakkorotti - The Master and His Music

omg, I love the Animaniacs. i need to find more clips from the show....

Zero Punctuation: Halo 3 Review on The Escapist

omg, totally. Halo 3's gameplay is inconsistent and the storyline is incomprehensible. Contrast with Mass Effect which has consistent and relatively challenging play, and an absolutely beautiful storyline, incredibly detailed game world, and fantastic voice acting.

The Darkness Demo (Fullyramblomatic review)

I do believe this was the first Zero Punctuation review created. Ever since, Ben Yahtzee has been cranking these out weekly at the online magazine The Escapist. Absolutely hilarious eviscerations - er, reviews - of popular video games. =D

Storm Large 8 MILES WIDE music video

Oh my vagina is 8 miles wide. Absolutely everyone can come inside...! Vigantic!

Easy registration with overseas embassies!

Wow, this is hot.  You know how you're supposed to register with the US Embassy at your overseas destination when you travel abroad?  Except you never do because who knows how to do that, and besides you're only there for a few weeks anyways and what could possible go wrong? 

Well.  As it turns out, the US State Dept has a super easy way to register online!  You actually create an account with a profile, and then update it with your trip info!  It's super easy... I just did the whole thing for my time here in Spain in like 5 minutes (did I mention I'm in Spain for the summer? no? well, more on that later then... maybe).  Totally easy, and next time I travel I can set up all the info in advance and be confident that the embassy knows where I am in case for some reason it needs to extract me.  =P

http://travelregistration.state.gov

Enjoy!!

CHELSEA LATELY 10-3-08 ROUNDTABLE Part1

I really like Chelsea Handler... I read her book "Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea", and it was pretty hilarious. Her show's great, too...

And I'd be remiss if I didn't say how hot (and hilarious) Josh Wolf is. >.>

Drill Baby Drill EP. 2: Reap The World Wind

Hahahaha this is kinda hilarious. Mark Sanford is kinda crazy. =P

A Little Drama

Oh.... man. This had me in tears. It's a short film from the movie True Love, which is itself a collection of short films that I watched tonight on Netflix.

Overall, True Love was way more depressing than it was romantic, but this short hit me hard, probably because it resonates with me so strongly. Starting in high school (and continuing to this day), I was the kid on the outskirts, watching the guys I crushed on from afar, but never believing love would happen to me. The AV boy gets a single look from the star, and he's overwhelmed, tears streaming down his cheeks... he pockets the playbill so he'll always have a connection to that magical night, and then...

I wasn't expecting to be moved so much by this, but it really hit me out of the blue. I'm sure the music had a lot to do with it, but yeah, I majorly identify with the AV boy. Wow.