OK, kudos to my friend Sue for sharing this with me.
http://www.raptureletters.com/letter.html
I don't think I need to say anything else. I signed up to notify Kelly, Sue, and a couple of my Jewish friends (since they're presumably auto-skipped by the rapture; hi Becky & Gary!) before I got tired of clicking and typing (cause you know, I don't do that all day or anything). If you really want me to add you I will.
What that site really needs is a Web 2.0 overhaul, including some SOA-based verification of good Christian status. I'm guessing I wasn't the constituency they had in mind.
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Wait, so after the rapture occurs, Who sends the email? There must be a confirmed non-repentant blasphemer waiting by a computer with a list of true believers, ready to hit "send" the instant the people on the list disappear. "Aaaah! I can't find Graeme! It must be rapture...send! send! send! - What's that? He's in a meeting? Oops."
And does the rapture notification say who sent it? What if you signed up all of your friends, then it turned out you weren't quite as good of a Christian as you thought. You'd keep running into them at the grocery store after the big day in all your non-raptured glory. How awkward.
I'm looking forward to my god spam!
I found that on I Blame the Patriarchy, by the way, which you'd enjoy (being the radical feminist you are, natch)
You're right, Sue - great site! Thanks for the recommendation.
Yes... I are indeed a radical feminist. At least in the sense that I'm a feminist, and I'm totally radical to the max.
Also... I can't wait till the Rapture hits and there are support groups for all those racist and hateful fucks who think they're going up but are totally going to be Left Behind. Like the Phelps clan, for example.
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