Holy shitballs! 1000 calories per scone?!

I heard on NPR that Starbucks scones are like 1000 calories. Must be the 14 lbs of butter per square inch and the thick coat of 100% sugar frosting on top, but still, that's insanity. No wonder it took me hours to finish one. After my fast, I've been even slower eating them because I can taste all that fat so acutely and it's just overwhelming. But I guess now I shall have to add those scones to my DNE list. Ah well.